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Details of my utterly awesome and mainly boring life.

My Brother:I’ll never forget the time I had the flu and my Mom went out and bought me a PS3 and a huge bag of candy corn!

Me: I’ll never forget the time I had the flu and my Mom brought me Kleenex…

Brother *with huge grin*: Well how’s it feel to know your Mom cared?

Me: How’s it feel to know you were Moms favorite?

— 7 hours ago with 1 note
#This just happened  #me  #personal  #text  #brother  #black sheep  #not really  #mom loves me  #flu  #sick  #memories  #humor  #sarcasm  #siblings  #life  #what is life  #ps3  #candy  #text post  #true story 
In case anyone is having a bad night:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

(via lanadeys)

— 10 hours ago with 927644 notes

Take me to Olive Garden and I will love you forever.

— 11 hours ago with 2 notes
#personal  #me  #text post  #text  #food  #italain  #hungry  #love  #forever  #quote  #by me  #feed me  #forevvverrrrrrrr  #sponge bob  #olive garden 

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via yourzipper)

— 12 hours ago with 117309 notes
kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via stepford-husband)

— 12 hours ago with 166069 notes